WE'VE BAGGED THE ELEPHANT

The Guy Who Defies The Realmz Of Cong Skills Joins Tha Possie!

Ello My Favourite MOFO's!

I'd like to tell you all a wee story:

"It was 2am on Saturday morning,my eyeballs were flickering in time with my 17" monitor,my PC desk was strewn with around 20 empty bottles of Steinhauser(mmmmm) and my shoulder muscles were so tight that I wouldn't be able to wipe my own ass for a month.My VC character fell to the ground with an "ARGHHHHH JEZUZ" and I pressed the tab button to look at my stats: (BRBR)ROTH 0 kills,79 deaths.When I once again heard that now familiar voice on Teamspeak saying "DID YOU LIKE THAT ROTH?"
Yes Clanbrothers and Sister I had the pleasure (Cocknocking Torture) of spending an evening in the presence of our Dutch compadre Japie#."

As you are all aware Japie# has a ROTH homing beacon plugged into his psyche whenever he playz VC.This skill has upset me some nights (you know that I dont get upset easy on tha Cong)so much that I've considered taking my early VC war pension.You can imagine my eagerness when he asked for a trial for the mighty (BRBR) last week.I thought,mmmmm either I say no and continue to have this 1 man assault squadron kick my ass all over this beautiful game......or....I can watch him do it to someone else.I pondered this for a nanosecond and said ok Japenhiemer welcome to tha possie.

We have seen our good friend Japo put in some sterling performances for our Massif Clan in his trial week,and I had no objections from anyone re his joining so I'm proud to inform you all that he is in.So friends,big up Da Jap when you catch him on TS,The Riot swells to 23 members,and I have more asking me for trials.Maybe we set up our own Clanbase,so we can have a (BRBR) CTF ladder,lol.

I'm off to bathe in some tepid coconut milk so I can keep my wonderful Rothy Glow Flace :()

Big Rothy