(BRBR)CASSANOVA'S PIMPIN BASH

Come Celebrate Squdoso's 27th Birthday Orgy!

Hello Eager Minds

Yes it's birthday time here again at (BRBR)HQ, and you'll all be glad to know that it is one of our veteran recruits from back in tha day when 5 kills and 75 deaths was a good score all round.
So who's the veteran MOFO in the crew that is getting a wee bit older and will possibly need one of the customized,lowered and kitted (BRBR)Zimmers to get around the Cong now?Well if I told you that he has hoe's in different area codes, has a little black book with the names of several of the worlds top female porn stars telephone numbers, and has more VC babes on his msn than either you or me could shak a stick at, I think you'll now know who the brother in question is.
Yes peeps, it's (BRBR) very own Paisley Park Pimp's time to get well and trully cockfaced in the Nu Style specially created Pimp map. Why couldn't we use any of the big maps on VC for this party? Well, apart from the fact that none of them have jacuzzis, pimpin couches, platform shoes, satin sheets and a lifetimes supply of condoms. The main reason that we need this map for Squadoso's birthday celebration is so we can fit all of his girls on it. Yes all you internet frustrated under the table bishop boppers, the map will be teamin with the finest high priced hunnies this side of Nova Scotia.
I have flown Snoop Doggy Dogg in especially for the Pimpin Duet, to be performed with Squadie and all of their Beatches, Barry White (R.I.P) will be playin through specially constructed PA's all night, Rango n Roso are gonna put on their Pimp Gimp suits n Platforms for the halftime rendition of "I'm Your Pusherman", and everyone will have their own specially constructed LazyBoy VC Pimp Chair with 10 bottles of Krystal champagne chillin on ice in the fridge compartment.
When Squadie comes into the server, he will arrive Hugh Hefner style with a satin robe, a cravat, a cuban Cigar (Hoya De Monterey), and of course about 300 of LA's finest beach babe hunnies, there will be a fireworks show, a Pimp Costume Competition (which Squadie will judge), a wet T-Shirt contest (which either Japie, Biggie or Silvergod will win :) ), and then the f**kin will comence at the behest of the man of the hour (BRBR)Squadie aka Iceberg Slim.
This will be a late night party (Mookie the night watchman will be on the door, with Chinaron providing the low key pimpin DJ+MC for the night) and will kick off around 9.00 UK, 10.00 CET, this is also because we have another CB excursion against lpqd.
So keep yer fingers crossed for the match, get yer bodies waxed, slap on a little Marvin Gaye, grease up that hair and stroll down to Tha PimP ShoW to toast one of our (BRBR)OldSchooL.

That's What I'd Be Talkin Aboot! Hee Hee Chamon.

CYA 2Nite

Big Pimp Daddy Shine My Shoes Bitch Rothy!