(BRBR)DA WAVE COMES OF AGE!

Tha Great Lord Humungus Invites You To His Gasoline Party!

Hi All
I have some exciting news, one of our members is having a birthday party tonight on the ConG. Yes this isnt just any old run of the mill birthday party it's actually being held on a new map called The Wasteland which was created by the individual who's celebrating their 18th year on planet earth this weekend.
Some of you may have known this crackshot, crackpot MOFO as (BRBR)BigWave, but no my friends, the times have changed and so has Da Wave.
It all happened several years back when BigWave was sitting in for his usual friday night on The ConG. Prior to this Biggie had been watching the news from the weeks previous and seen the global meltdown of the planet. The main reason for this was that the worlds oil fields were drying up and the financial markets had all crashed. BigWave hadnt seen any of the chaos himself in Finland, he had only watched it on the TV but he was aware of the new breed of survivors emerging from this global meltdown. They were called savages, running down groups of people fleeing the violence in the cities, pillaging, stealing as much gasoline to fuel their customized freak trucks. He was unaware until that fatefull friday sitting playing the ConG, there he was shootin away, tryin to kill ROTH as many times as possible, blissfully unaware of the terror that was making it's way towards his room. At that moment the door swung open and in walked the road savages. They pulled Biggie off his pimp chair and took him outside, the leader of this motley crue lined up Biggie's family infront of him and executed each of them in turn whilst the Wave looked on in horror. Then the final insult was carried out, the leader pushed Biggie to the floor soaked his head in gasoline and set it on fire. The savages sped off into the distance whilst our ill fated warrior was left burning, screaming in the dead of night.
The word on the street around that time was that Biggie was dead, that he loay there burning, gave up and died. I can bring you the truth though from my sources on the inside. Yes biggie was left for dead, burning and alone, but there was a guardian angel who stumbled across that evil scene. His name was SilverGoD, word has it that he was walking over to deliver some home made cookies and a new copy of the latest S Club 7 CD to Biggie when he found our poor guy in a world of hurt. He immeadiatley took some holy water out of his white gingam clothes and doused the flames that were consuming the Wave. From here he took Biggie back to his enchanted cottage and nursed him back to health(ohhhh Silver,,,Thats niceeeeeeee). Then something changed, when Silver took the bandages off Biggie's head and saw the grusome face that lay underneath he couldnt help recoiling in horror. Tha Wave did not like this and locked himself in Silver's custom made fairy gym, for weeks he stayed in there only opening the door for Silver's home made soup and the protein drinks he had requested. Silver could hear the weights going 24/7 and strange conversations Biggie was having with himself about "Gasoline" and "The suffering can all come to an end". He also heard noises of metalwork and the roar of a mighty engine, so he assumed that Biggie was also fixing up the old roadster out back. Thie continued for a few months until Silver couldn't stand it any longer and demamned that Biggie let him see what he was up to. The door burst open and Silver screamed "MAMA". There standing before him was a virtual collosuss of a man thast he previously new as BigWave. He was 7ft tall, with a build like Stallone, wearing S&M leather straps and a Hockey Mask. The monster said "BOW DOWN TO THA GREAT HUMUNGUS!!!!"
Silver hit the deck quick style and pledged his allegience to this mamoth beast and wept. The Humungus leant over to Silver at this point and said "IT'S OK,I FEEL YOUR PAIN.......WE HAVE ALL LOST SOMEONE WE LOVED......FOLLOW ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY". Silver got up and followed Big Humungo to the garage where he shreaked again, the noises he had been hearing were not a custom job to his old roadster but a complete demolition, the Humungus had built something akin to a 1920's racer with a roll cage and a CB. "JUMP IN" said The Humungus "IT'S TIME TO HUNT FOR GASOLINE". As Silver jumped in he noticed the back of the Humungus's head was ultra-scabby, I mean we're talkin Black Death proportions here, but he decided not to bring it to Humungos attention incase he abandoned Silver to the savages of the wasteland.
The Great Humungus and Silver created a group from here, terrorising young men and bringing them onboard. He called them his "DOG'S OF WAR" and threatened to unleash them on any unsuspecting Clan who didnt surrender their reserves of Gasoline whenever he rolled into their camp. The legend grew until everyone in Finland feared THE GREAT HUMUNGUS and his Gasoline stealing ways.
So I can reveal to you that our Great Humungy has been back in touch with me, it seems he has enough gasoline to keep him going for the meantime and would like to invite you all to the wasteland tonight for his (BRBR) birthday celebration. All you will need is an S&M leather strapped gimpsuit, a custom made road warrior mobile, and finally an offering of premium grade gasoline to keep the Great Humungus happy. Party starts at 20.30 CET (19.30 UK) and will continue until the pumps run dry.
OH BTW, the special event is a pissing contest between the Humungus and his old advesary Mel Gibson (AKA MAD MAX), dont miss it if u just love those old Humungus quotes.
So peeps lets get together on our server at the specified time and give our beloved BigWave a birthday to remember.
ASTA

Big Rothy