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A NEW YEAR & NEW FUNK FOR ALL THE FAMILY! (re-written with added vitamins)

Happy New Year All You Jolly Little Funkbuddies!

I wrote this article earlier today and then realised it was a pile of pure cocksticks, nothing but me focussing on things I was fearful of in this coming year. So here's the new and improved welcome to 2007 article, done in my most fantabulous pimpfunk style.

Following a magnificent year in 2006, that saw pimpdom climb the ladder of success on the COD2 front, our family increased, more believers joined our cause, many laughs and extreme titilation was had, and we topped it all off with a gathering of total stealth and high visibility moistness at The Swedes House Of Heaven in August.
So, I hear ya ask "Rothballs! How we gonna top that in 2007?", answer: by doing exactly the same things that we did in 2006, BUT, creating in our minds even more fun and prosperity for 2007. "What Rothy, we can actually do that just by believing it to be so?", the simple answer is yes! With the power of our wonderfull pimpin intelligence we can have an even better year this year than we did last. So get on the wagon and start feeling great! Personally I have no idea how we can top the gathering in Sweden, but I'm sure that if we believe this year will be magnificent, then it actually will. The truth is that more and more doors are opening for (BRBR), other peeps and organisations are feeling our funk, and the world is starting to beat to the rhythm of the pimp.

So all you wonderfull individuals, you can look forward to another high tempo, highly enjoyable, striktly high5in bawbag of a year, and I'm looking forward to sharing such experiences with all ya all!

Now you must all excuse me whilst I go buff my mojo some more.

WITNESS THA FITNESS!

ROTHY OUT 5000G