Tha M@nnnn!!!

CHUCK!

1. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
3. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
4. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!
5. Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way
6. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris
7. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
8. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down