(BRBR) Vs. [K1] | *Win 45 - 2* - 7 May '06 |

(BRBR) vs [K1]

7th May 2006

Maps: Matmata/Toujane

2nd war of the day and the flava was still in full effect. This war was arranged waaaay back and we were didn't know what to expect from [K1] so it was open up and see what goes down time at the start.

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1st Round: Matmata

Pimps as German, got rollin straight from the off on this one. Flag crew was V3nom, SleepO and Me: Slatz, Japster and Muchachi were tasked with holding the tide back which they did admirably. Maybe a points change in the scoring system would be a better reflection of what goes on in wars, 10 for a flag is seriously honkin. Either way, everyone stuck to their task well and we controlled with pressure from start to finish. [K1] have some good shooters which made getting a foothold in their base (their guy with the Bren was rather irritating, very accurate) tough but we managed after some pipin perseverence. Sleep0 ran away as top scorer and I brushed some extra gerry curl juice into my napper for the next round. Round ended 11-0 to the goodies.
 

2nd Round: Matmata

Over to the British side now and one of the crew commented that the british characters have chest hair in game, kinda like it was something unusual. I can't remember who it was but if anyone else does they are up for a slaggin tomoz on TS. This round was much of the same V3nom n Sleep0 competing for the flag title (a job I assigned them and that they carry out impecably), Muchacho even got in on the flag action this time. Jap, Slatz and I were left holding the middle and throwin shapes at the [K1] players. Score at the end of 2 Rounds 22-0 to the goodies.

3rd Round: Toujane

Back over to the Gerry side and tactics were set in motion, one of the [K1] fellas was afk which led to some amusing tales of his colostomy bag from the other [K1] playaz. Anywayz the funkbus got rollin and we made our moves towards their flag, but the [K1] guys didnt like the way the funkbus was rollin and suprised the sh&t outta us with some nice smoke distraction and some good hide the flag work. We got quite frustrated and I was hanging onto their flag for the guts of 5 minutes whilst the Pimpifiables tried in vain to recover ours. Eventually it came back and the caps started comin in. Was funny watchin our one eyed machine (a work injury, hopefully he'll have 20/20 again soon) V3nom trying desperately to get his beloved flags home. Everytime he tried another pimp snatched it out from under his nose, which resulted in the comical "ahh ffs" from V3n as he tried to build a score. Build a score he did though and was backed up well by the crew. Round ended 9-0 to the goodies.
 

4th Round: Toujane

I thought I'd take a wee run at the flag counter myself in this round and give V3nom and Sleepo a run for their money. Slatz to his credit was good enough to sit back and let us all go on the flag hunt. So Muchach, Jap, V3nom, Sleepo and I went for the leaderbaord. Japie's kill rate was awesome but he didnt get on the scoresheet, so we made a special pathway for him, rolled out the velvet carpet for him and near the end he capped one for luck. As you can see Rothski won the flag race with some xtremem PimPSlaPDaFunK! Good effort again by the [K1] fellas, they even managed 2 sneaky flags with some nice shape throwin distractions in mid map (GJ Guys), this just appeared to be a Bridge To Far for them tonight! End of 2nd 2 rounds score 23-2 to the PimPs.

Conclusion:

A fine war against a fine clan, they tried very hard and had us concerned at the start on Toujane. One of the [K1] guys said "dont worry, after 78 round we will start to beat you guys" a fitting show of their good sense of humour and is why they get Rothy's thumbs up as a quality COD2 clan. GG to my wonderfull family of funk, top competition for places in the first team at the moment but the current guys really showed their worth, nice performance dudez.
Rothy's recommendation tune for you eager believers: Greg Dulli - Golden Boy, from his gripping album Amber Headlights. This is Rothy's favourite alltime artist, ex Afghan Whigs frontman and now lead singer with The Twilight Singers is a true maverick of our times. Let his wonderfull nightime slease anthems soothe your souls. Keep it under your hats though, can't have any mainstream music fans gettin in on the act on this one, this is striktly for the selective.
WITNESS THA FITNESS!
ROTHY OUT 5000G

Pimps in Battle Tonight:

(BRBR)Sleepo
(BRBR)Slater
(BRBR)japie
(BRBR)Muchacho
(BRBR)V3n0m
(BRBR)ROTH

ClanBase Link

http://clanbase.ggl.com/warinfo.php?wid=5516082&cid=604484

A Special Thenk U To UberPimP Doccy D (BRBR)DrD for teachin Rothy how to do the Smooth Report stuff