(BRBR) Vs. _bot | *Win 54 - 2* - 7 May '06 |

Well this report is many days late so probably naeb'dy will read it but I have been instructed to make sure its done by the boss, or else he'll not give me my ration of jelly beans this month.

So, if I remember correctly there were several pimps on TS havin a laugh and up came the impromptu opportunity of a CB scrim with the BOT boys. Everyone was up for it so it went ahead with no problems.

We chose Burgundy, which not only happens to be one of the coolest maps of CoD2...its also one of the coolest wines out there on the market.... a bit irrelevant but fuck it.
The BOT crew chose Leningrad...the most honking of the Russian maps barr that new harbour abortion thats came along.

So anyway, the report

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Round 1 : Burgundy, Pimps as Yanks (13-0)

Err cant remember much aboot the round. There was lots of killin on the Pimps part. The BOT crew gave it a good go but just couldnt find a flag. We scored 13. Not much else to add.
 

Round 2 : Burgundy, Pimps as Jerrys (11-1)

Same drill for this map, we just went about it. I couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo this round but luckily the top pimps were on the ball. BOT managed to score a goody just before the end of the round but we managed to bag another 11. Although I never even managed one of the flags. Oh yeah and Slater lost his connection when he had an uber score...haha!

Round 3 : Leningrad, Pimps as Jerrys (8-1)

Ok, so I was booted out for the second half for Venom....bastard, so ROTH will give his account of the second map.

Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop popped out to massage his scrotum and in came Shagfast and our one eyed bandit V3nom (Muchachio dropped aswell). We knew that the PPSH rush was coming so it was get some wall and stick to it velcro style. Was good to have V3nom back after his eye was almost bashed apart, as you can see by the screenies, he does love a flag or two. Was very impressive to see our very own (BRBR) PimPiN anthem writer BucKFasT storm home with a few flags also in his first COD2 war. Slatz n Jap were told to shoot up the middle of the map and enjoy themselves, which they did. N Me? well I think I just threw some snowballs at my teammates.
End of this round 8-1 to the goodies.

Round 4 : Leningrad, Pimps as Ruskies (22-0)

I decided to put on me wellingtonies and run through the drifts for the flags. Round went well, we had PPSH fun, which as ya ll know is the equivalent to ruuunin around tha map with a nuke in your hand. A flag competiton insued between V3nom, Sleep0 and yer Ol Da. It was a close one and sneaky V3n tried to beat my score at the end but as luck would have it one of the bot dudez dropped him a few feet from our flag, so Rothy said thank ya very much and brought the last one home.

End score for leningrad 30-1

Conclusion

This war was arranged at the last minute and the bot guys were very patient while we sorted our admin stuff on the server. After about 5 mins we were go and the war went smoothly. Thanks to the PimPieS who all played well, especially you guys who aint had any first team play. Good luck to bot, a fine bunch and stayed all game.

Result: 54-2 to (BRBR)

ROTHSKI OUT 5000G!

Doccy also out, as you can see, ROTH wrote his bit when the match was fresh in his mind. My alzheimers has got the best of me and I cant remember a thing. Was good to get a taste of the CB action. Doesnt come around much these days as my online gaming time has been relegated to the late hours during the week and some play at the weekends.

Gotta mention the pimps that performed before I close up.

(BRBR)ROTH
(BRBR)Slater
(BRBR)Muchacho
(BRBR)japie
(BRBR)BucKFasT***
(BRBR)V3n0m
(BRBR)SmellyBastardSleepo

ClanBase Link

http://clanbase.ggl.com/warinfo.php?wid=5576122&cid=604484

Thenk you

(BRBR)DrD